please, no hold-backs.
This has been sitting on my dash for much too long to justify not reblogging it obnoxiously.
(Source: london-umbrage-is-falling-down, via magneat-o)
And a lighthearted post because my skull is numb and my ribcage is all limp so it’s time for bed.
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kitsuneofdoom a réagi à votre billet : kitsuneofdoom a réagi à votre billet : Would that…
I rolled a 17, 12 for endurance. Similarly forgot my mods, but hey, at least we finished at nearly the same time.
Oh, well. I’ve rolled enough twenties that I can survive a six.
BUT HOW MANY SIXES. AND FOR HOW LONG.
You might be interested in following fuckyeahspaceopera, by the way.
kitsuneofdoom a réagi à votre billet : Would that be d20 plus CHA to seduce?
Nat, this is me we’re talking about, I think I have negative points in skill: seduce
ROLL FOR QUEER BAT SEX ANYWAY
…I rolled a 6, and an 11 for endurance. I forgot my mods. I’m sorry. It’s not your night.
Damnit Thranduil.
No, you excitable squishyfucks.
Necrotizing fasciitis is a form of strep, which is a bacterium. Stop trying to appropriate it as a rare cancer or zombie virus or other ridiculous shit. If I see it one more time I am going to throw my giant microbe flesh-eating disease at my computer screen.
Also, LQP-79 doesn’t even exist.
Learn to Google. You have a gorram Internet connection.
(Source: xnadyaly, via andthenlaura)
I’d forgotten.
Possibly out of shame of that pun.
annamaetezuka a réagi à votre billet : WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE ONLY TRANSFERRING 46 OF 92…
WHAT?
Some poor fuck is getting called tomorrow and I am going to complain vigorously.
vercingetrix a réagi à votre billet : WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE ONLY TRANSFERRING 46 OF 92…
My school is like “You know that class you never finished because the instructor died and it hasn’t been offered since? Well we can’t get rid of your incomplete grade so maybe retake it. You know. Despite that it will never be offered again.”
That’s the biggest dick. At least refusal to transfer in a way that doesn’t put me back a semester when I was ahead a year is— no, that’s not acceptable, either.
All of my grades from last semester are marked as incomplete, but I’m getting credit for them..? It’s confusing.
kitsuneofdoom asked: Would that be d20 plus CHA to seduce?
Unless you have points in skill: seduce, in which case you would add those, too.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE ONLY TRANSFERRING 46 OF 92 CREDITS
I CAN’T TELL IF I’M MORE ANGRY AT THIS SCHOOL BECAUSE OF THIS OR BECAUSE OF ITS REPUTATION FOR RAMPANT VENERIAL DISEASE
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN’T ASSIGNED ME AN ADVISOR
At the sound of your voice the nations come to order. Here comes the Hun with braided hair, the Arab with the unbound hair. The entire world resonates with you and your praises, o king! And though it says much, it cannot say everything. One can measure the Meuse, the Rhine, the Saône, the Rhone, the Tiber and the Po; your praise is without measure. O how happy is he who may always be by you, contemplate your face thrice as brilliant as gold and your brow worthy of the weight of a diadem. — Théodulfe, bishop of Orléans, to Charlemagne c. 796