January 2012
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Most of the trilogy can be lightened if one raises a fist on occasion to shout “Damnit Fëanor!” or “Celebrimbooooooor!”
December 2011
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60% of the family is at church, thus hindering our ability to watch Return of the King?
GIF THE BAKSHI.
GIF ALL THE BAKSHI.
Also is this feeling of elation I feel in my abdomen every time I hear the opening wrong or
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transmemories asked: Hi! Thanks for following Trans* Memories, I hope you enjoy :) ~ J
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Strider,
Would you please explain to me why, the Elves under your command having plenty of quivers full of plenty of arrows, you would abandon the high ground and charge the orcs that are coming at you from a narrow passage?
It’s just a question.
Love, Nat
P.S. Uruk crossbows, how do you work in the rain?
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FACT: All trans*-individuals are made up of...
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A study in priorities, Gimli:
“Fangorn Forest! What madness drove them there?”
Well, see the options:
A hungry orc
A tree
Well, golly, I just don’t know.
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annamaetezuka a réagi à votre billet : annamaetezuka a réagi à votre billet :…
Ahhh. I recognized Moria and the joke entertained me. Also, yikes, it’s one of those ‘dreading the bad parts’ containing books?
Naaah. It’s all good. All of it.
/sobs in a corner
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annamaetezuka a réagi à votre billet : annamaetezuka a réagi à votre photo : Hey remember…
:O I need to read the Silmarillon. I actually didn’t know of it till recently. And did I? :O I probably didn’t get the context properly then. ^^;
I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s fine the first time around, but the moment you know what’s going on you’ll start weeping...
NO, GANDALF! IF YOU GO TO KHAZAD-DUM, YOU WILL DIE!
– My mother and me, paraphrasing Babylon 5 at Lord of the Rings.
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annamaetezuka a réagi à votre photo : Hey remember that one time I may have mentioned in…
From where comes Celebrimbor? My Tolkein knowledge (guessing) is lacking.
The Silmarillion.
Celebrimbor is the grandson of Fëanor, who made the Silmarils which I guess you don’t know about and the Palantir which I guess you do. Celebrimbor is the Elf who was lord of Eregion (Hollin, that place...
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Legolas: Ai na venui Dúnadan! Mae govannen!
Arwen: What's this? A Ranger caught off his guard?
Glorfindel: ...the Teleri are all horse-thieves.
…I really should reset my quota for transphobia soon, seeing as I have another four weeks with my mother…
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Steve Moffat: (says a thing)
Fans: MOFFAT YOU TROOOOOOOOOLL FUCK YOU YOU GODDAMN TROLL! TROLL, TROLL IN THE DUNGEONS!
Mark Gatiss: (says a thing)
Fans: OH DEAR GOD ALL BOW TO GODTISS OUR MASTER.
Yeah so I was gonna go to bed early but then I started looking for decent boots to buy and then I started drawing Glorfindel and Eärnur and then I don’t know what happened to eleven guys where did it go.
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“Hail! Thorin,” he said as he entered. “I have brought...
– from The Hobbit (Chapter 18: The Return Journey), by JRR Tolkien
Next thing you know we're going to be forced to...
slick-vic:
skeleton—key:
interestingchoiceofwords:
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Don't shake your fucking head at me for not...
He’s yours.
Not mine.
That’s condescending.
santa-escapedfromazkaban:
mslupin:
what is sleep
and where can i reblog it
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One too many ask-blogs of characters I love more than air.
I am sorry, all.
I think I’ve accidentally choked on happiness.
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Fine, WinUpdate. I hope you’ll start reading my music CDs after you’re done.
*It didn’t work.
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GUYS MY HAIR IS SO SOFT.
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Right, Nolwenn. I love you but I’ve been listening to Bretonne for three days straight.
Time for some Spiral.
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hama-doorwarden a réagi à votre photo : Preemptively: Aewendil totally existed in the…
iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou also where is this first age challenge?
http://tolkienianos.tumblr.com/Firstage30dayschallenge
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Hey toriissortanuts and mechapple
elvenqueer:
mechapple:
elvenqueer:
Y u never tinychat with us?
…because…
*sheepish shrug*
…I don’t know.
Don’t make me set Elrond’s eyebrows on you!
Please come? I love you both and I want to talk to you more.
I’m fighting with my device drivers right now, but tell me where to go and I will wander in its general direction.
Hey toriissortanuts and mechapple
elvenqueer:
Y u never tinychat with us?
…because…
*sheepish shrug*
…I don’t know.
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Kanafinwë!
ask-feanor:
It gladdens my heart to see you here, it truly does.
I have not seen you for many Ages, yondo, and I have missed you. How do you fare?
#Oh and Curufinwë is here too
Bahahahahahah.
ASK MAGLOR ASK MAGLOR ASK MAGLOR
I AM DEAD.
DEAD FROM JOY.
BROKEN AND DEAD.
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So Thorin’s end won’t really be a surprise, though if they cut out that whole “child of the kindly West” dialog I might be impotently furious…
How much do ye wanna bet that Fili and Kili are going to die in a heartbreaking and horrible fashion?
‘cause I remember Haldir and Boromir and I am resigned.
GUYS I FOUND BRUCE HE WAS HIDING IN THE RUSSIAN TRAILER.