Thursday, May 31, 2012

REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOUR FOLLOWERS WOULD DO IF THEY OWNED YOU FOR 24 HOURS

glasmond:

please, no hold-backs.

This has been sitting on my dash for much too long to justify not reblogging it obnoxiously.

(Source: london-umbrage-is-falling-down)

I AM AWAKE BEFORE 10 AM WHAT IS THIS?!?!?

sweetlynumb:

And a lighthearted post because my skull is numb and my ribcage is all limp so it’s time for bed.

And a lighthearted post because my skull is numb and my ribcage is all limp so it’s time for bed.

artemispotter:

Leviticus 20:13:

If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

Nice try, Colbert.

King James get the fuck out.

My copy (New American, Saint Joseph Edition, 1970) reads: “You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; such a thing is an abomination.”

And that’s it.  Nothing else.  Other points:

  • The word used originally is actually “torezah,” which just means “unclean under Jewish law.”  So is everything else that is condemned in the Old Testament.
  • Leviticus exists as instruction to priests.
  • Basically, it doesn’t even begin to apply unless you are a rabbi.
  • Also
  • Guess who wrote Leviticus
  • I mean even without taking into account the staggering number of people who actually wrote it
  • In canon
  • Who’s supposed to have written it
  • I’ll give you a hint
  • It isn’t fucking Jesus

There seem to be three popular citations from the Bible against homosexuality: there’s this one, which is bullshit; there’s the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah, but as it is that was actually inspired by the residents’ failure to adhere to the laws of hospitality; and St. Paul, who portrays it as a punishment for sinful behavior.  But let’s be honest, Paul’s an asshat and I’m also pretty sure he claims a lot of other terrible things like the inherent inferiority of women, so I haven’t read him much and the translation could be off without me having cared enough to check it.

(Source: drunkonstevphen)

Necrotizing soft tissue infection is a rare but very severe type of bacterial infection. It can destroy the muscles, skin, and underlying tissue. The word “necrotizing” refers to something that causes body tissue to die.

Many different types of bacteria can cause this infection. A very severe and usually deadly form of necrotizing soft tissue infection is due to Streptococcus pyogenes, which is sometimes called “flesh-eating bacteria.”

Necrotizing soft tissue infection develops when the bacteria enters the body, usually through a minor cut or scrape. The bacteria begins to grow and release harmful substances (toxins) that kill tissue and affect blood flow to the area. As the tissue dies, the bacteria enters the blood and rapidly spreads throughout the body.

(Source: ncbi.nlm.nih.gov)

kitsuneofdoom a réagi à votre billet : kitsuneofdoom a réagi à votre billet : Would that…

I rolled a 17, 12 for endurance. Similarly forgot my mods, but hey, at least we finished at nearly the same time.

Oh, well.  I’ve rolled enough twenties that I can survive a six.

BUT HOW MANY SIXES.  AND FOR HOW LONG.

You might be interested in following fuckyeahspaceopera, by the way.

kitsuneofdoom a réagi à votre billet : Would that be d20 plus CHA to seduce?

Nat, this is me we’re talking about, I think I have negative points in skill: seduce

ROLL FOR QUEER BAT SEX ANYWAY

…I rolled a 6, and an 11 for endurance.  I forgot my mods.  I’m sorry.  It’s not your night.

Damnit Thranduil.

No, you excitable squishyfucks.
Necrotizing fasciitis is a form of strep, which is a bacterium.  Stop trying to appropriate it as a rare cancer or zombie virus or other ridiculous shit.  If I see it one more time I am going to throw my giant microbe flesh-eating disease at my computer screen.
Also, LQP-79 doesn’t even exist.
Learn to Google.  You have a gorram Internet connection.

No, you excitable squishyfucks.

Necrotizing fasciitis is a form of strep, which is a bacterium.  Stop trying to appropriate it as a rare cancer or zombie virus or other ridiculous shit.  If I see it one more time I am going to throw my giant microbe flesh-eating disease at my computer screen.

Also, LQP-79 doesn’t even exist.

Learn to Google.  You have a gorram Internet connection.

(Source: xnadyaly)

The elephant’s name is Gaius Babar, by the way.

I’d forgotten.

Possibly out of shame of that pun.

annamaetezuka a réagi à votre billet : WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE ONLY TRANSFERRING 46 OF 92…

WHAT?

Some poor fuck is getting called tomorrow and I am going to complain vigorously.

vercingetrix a réagi à votre billet : WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE ONLY TRANSFERRING 46 OF 92…

My school is like “You know that class you never finished because the instructor died and it hasn’t been offered since? Well we can’t get rid of your incomplete grade so maybe retake it. You know. Despite that it will never be offered again.”

That’s the biggest dick.  At least refusal to transfer in a way that doesn’t put me back a semester when I was ahead a year is— no, that’s not acceptable, either.

All of my grades from last semester are marked as incomplete, but I’m getting credit for them..? It’s confusing.

kitsuneofdoom asked: Would that be d20 plus CHA to seduce?

Unless you have points in skill: seduce, in which case you would add those, too.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE ONLY TRANSFERRING 46 OF 92 CREDITS

I CAN’T TELL IF I’M MORE ANGRY AT THIS SCHOOL BECAUSE OF THIS OR BECAUSE OF ITS REPUTATION FOR RAMPANT VENERIAL DISEASE

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN’T ASSIGNED ME AN ADVISOR

Wednesday, May 30, 2012
At the sound of your voice the nations come to order. Here comes the Hun with braided hair, the Arab with the unbound hair. The entire world resonates with you and your praises, o king! And though it says much, it cannot say everything. One can measure the Meuse, the Rhine, the Saône, the Rhone, the Tiber and the Po; your praise is without measure. O how happy is he who may always be by you, contemplate your face thrice as brilliant as gold and your brow worthy of the weight of a diadem. Théodulfe, bishop of Orléans, to Charlemagne c. 796
  • Dave: Is Obama a Lovecraft monster?
  • Me: IN HIS HOUSE IN WASHINGTON, PINKO OBAMA WAITS CACKLING
  • Dave: WHEN THE STARS ARE RIGHT OBAMA SHALL TRAVEL PLAINS AND TURN ALL CHRISTIAN CHILDREN GAY.
  • Me: AND REJOIN THE GREAT PUCE-EYED EVILPHANT IN THE SKY AS ITS RIGHTEOUS VASSAL.
  • Dave: TOGETHER, OBAM, THE ELEPHANT GOD, AND THEIR ARMY OF ROBOT BEARS ATTEMPT TO BASKET THE JIZZ OF ALL FREE MEN.
  • Me: TERRORISTS. EATERS OF CHILDREN. NEMESES OF ALL THINGS GOOD.
  • Dave: THE MOON SHALL TURN RED AND OUR RIVERS SHALL FLOW WITH BLOOD! ALSO, THE RICH SHALL PAY A SLIGHTLY HIGHER TAX RATE!
  • Me: Let's keep these accusations within the realm of feasability, now.